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12 Days of Christmas, Greyhound Style

One thing someone forgot here was a ‘watered’ Christmas tree – thank you, Oh Dearly Departed Charlie…..

Greyhound Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
The Angel topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Two strings of yard lights.

On the third day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Three punctured ornaments

On the fourth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Four broken window candles

On the fifth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings

On the sixth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon

On the seventh day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper

On the eighth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments

On the ninth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces

On the tenth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I should have mailed

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
A dozen greyhound kisses And I forgot all about the other
eleven days. (well, not really, I was just too tired to care)

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