One thing someone forgot here was a ‘watered’ Christmas tree – thank you, Oh Dearly Departed Charlie…..
Greyhound Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
The Angel topper from the Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Two strings of yard lights.
On the third day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
On the fourth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Four broken window candles
On the fifth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
On the sixth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
On the seventh day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
On the eighth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
On the ninth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
On the tenth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I should have mailed
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Greyhound gave to me
A dozen greyhound kisses And I forgot all about the other
eleven days. (well, not really, I was just too tired to care)