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70 pound lap dog

It’s not often you wake up with a greyhound in your bed (and a good thing too) but to discover your parolee foster has decided that sleeping in piles isn’t just for puppies anymore is a bit disconcerting to say the least.

Sure, my former DopeHead Hillary made a congenial snugglebug but she was tiny by grey standards. This is akin to having a furry, long-limbed, bad-breathed person move in – and worse, one that has no consideration for your personal space.

While in theory, I’m all for bringing toys to bed, I’d prefer they not be covered in dog slobber, you know?

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