I was at a comedy club last night and there was this young chicky wearing an incredibly short skirt. Naturally she was sitting right in front of the stage. This thing was so short one of the comedians referred to her as FurBurger throughout his entire set. I realize women, especially young’uns, tend to wear revealing clothing simply because they WANT attention, but who the hell thinks that is positive reinforcement. Yeah, hi, the whole room is laughing at you, please get a clue.
But anyway, a friend of mine said her sister calls micro-mini’s/band aid’s/bandeau’s-slitered-south “Pilot Skirts”.
Cuz you can see the cockpit.