Double shot

Blame Kimmie’s sister:
Misfortune cookie
Mine said “You will not age gracefully” which is just MEAN.

Blame Kimmie:
I’ve had a cell phone for almost a year and in the past three weeks she’s introduced me to text messaging. I’ve managed to keep her to a minimum but now I have a BOY texting me. I’m gonna end up buying a damn text msg add-on. Damn.

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