There are many reasons why I don’t have cats…
1. I’m allergic.
2. I have greyhounds
…for starters. But here is yet ANOTHER reason not to have them, compliments of author Joshilyn Jackson:
Yes, that is her cat going what-can-only-be-described-as beserk on her chair. The fact she refers to her critter as “the clawed devil pirate” only makes it funnier.
For the complete narrative, surf on over to here: In Which No One Gets What They Want