I coincidentally ran into a friend of mine in the local grocery store parking lot today. The following is the conversation that transpired:
Friend: Hey! How you doing?
Me: I have to buy Poise Pads for my dog.
Me: I put a Poise Pad in his belly band to keep him from marking things.
Friend: (laughter) My day is SO much better now.
Me: Hey, I do what I can.