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Shower Conundrum aka First World Problems

Open tile showerRenovation of the brothel bathroom has ground to a halt. 95% complete*, and I can’t decide how to keep the room from flooding.

 

Fortunately, because I have another functioning shower in my house, I’ve been able to procrastinate this decision. However, the time has come to begin demolition on the yellow monstrosity (Trust me on this: lemon yellow tile, sink, toilet and wallpaper. It’s a beaut). For some reason, neither I nor the SO find the idea of surviving on sponge baths appealing, so I have to find a way to contain the water bound to spew forth from the shower head and splashing across our stinky, nude bodies.

 

Sure, a tension rod and shower curtain would solve the problem temporarily, but I’m a notoriously cheap bitch and I’m loathe to spend money unnecessarily. Why fix the problem twice?

 

If you refer to the ‘before’ photos, you’ll recall a big-ass wall with metallic, furry wallpaper and a 24″ door to cwrightbath3the left. A door that opened into the wall. A door that couldn’t open the other way without slamming into the vanity.

You might guess that I’m not fond of the idea of a door.

 

The shower is 56″ long, so I surmised I could install a frameless glass panel at the end of the shower near the head, leaving the left side of the shower open for entry or egress.

Research, of course, clouded the issue with options:

– 1/4″ 3/8″ thickness

– regular or low iron glass

– U-channel or U-clip installation

– water repellent coating or not.

 

I get to shopping, and I quickly realize I can have some of what I want, but not all of what I want, or if I do find all of what I want, it’s far more expensive than I want to spend, or think I should have to. 

 

glass shower shield When I renovated the kitchen, I wanted glass shelves in the cabinets with glass doors.Otherwise, the light originating from the top of the cabinet would stop at the first wooden (well, pressboard) shelf. I called three local glass companies, got three different estimates and three different times of delivery. Based on those results, I called the company that made my shelves. After many questions and selections, I’m still looking at forking over $1000.

For a sheet of glass, people.

A coated sheet of glass, but still.

 

So I start my search anew (which is a giant PITA when you’re ‘this close’ to making a decision and you Fleurco Monacohave to backtrack a hundred steps). And I ran into this (above left): A glass panel with door thingy that swings both ways.

Alas, it is 1/4″ and without water repellent coating.

 

But then I find this (right): a very similar contraption but 3/8″ glass and able to be coated (<- it’s interesting that everything I’ve read says the water repellent coating is imperative, yet every merchant sells it as an ‘option’). The hinges are only one way, but far less noticeable than the pivot

But – I’m looking at a thousand dollars again.

ugh.

 

My motivation, patience and problem-solving skills are tapped out. If anyone knows something I don’t, please whisper it into my virtual ear. Until then, I’ll keep staring at my gorgeous but unused shower, and lament my lack of glass blowing skills.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Depending on how one measures completeness. In terms of tasks still unfinished, or in monetary cost of things still to do. But I digress.